Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1/17/2006 09:41:00 PM

fatherly advice

Usually, my father wasn't keen on passing on his skills and wisdom to me. Okay, he did take the time to teach me how to salute, but that was just so that I could salute him.
The only other thing he taught me was this: HIM: That thing you were doing in the bath last night, you've got to stop doing that. ME: What thing? HIM: Don't act smart, you know what I'm talking about. ME: But I was just ... HIM: Look, I'm ordering you, stop it. It'll turn you blind and you'll have deformed children.


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